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As you all know smoking shortens lives on average, so why not promote that through your ashtray? It features gorilla nostrils and eyes that allow smoke to blow out through the skulls crevices. Most people wouldn’t let anyone smoke indoors, but for those who do this would be a good idea for guests. $25.

This Pickachu-esque two-person coupe can go up to 30 MPH when it’s propelled by its 50cc air-cooled four-stroke engine. It also features 1 1/2 gallon fuel tank that provides a range of 100 miles for two riders up to 400 lbs, with an average fuel efficiency of 60-80 MPG. Additional features include: automatic transmission with independent all-wheel suspension and shock absorbers, front, side, and rear turn signals, folding side mirrors, and brake lights. Alas, there’s no back seat in this one, so get a room. $6000.

The Space Saving Pool Table is perfect for those who lived in a small apartment/house. It allows you to have your own full sized pool table due to its easy upright fold away and wheeled storage. The table also offers storage racks for cue sticks, triangle rack, chalk, and a bag to carry 16 billiard balls. This is perfect for you ballers on a budget. $500.

How would you like to convert your old cassette tapes into Mp3s? Not only does this deck sound decent when you connect through your USB; with the help of the included software, you can easily convert your audio cassettes into digital form for playback on iPod or copy on CD. Now this won’t make your tunes sound CD quality, but this is great for those obscure, hard-to-find classics you have in the garage collecting dust. Now you can bump those old school Freestyle and Electro hits and whip out your long lost Frampton collection for the ladies! $150.

This is a pretty cool product that can be educational, decorative, and egotistical at the same time. The blackboard globe is a 3-dimensional blackboard made from FSC wood. So for all you guys who want to shape your own world, here’s your chance. £7/$14.

If you’re ready to get moving and don’t mind looking like a total geek, strap these on and ride the dork train. These electric iShoes that are capable of reaching 15MPH and have a 5-7 mile range, enough to escape from all those people laughing at you. Watch the video after the jump. $500.

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Considering that USB drives are becoming more popular, wouldn’t it be cool if you could use a USB for video playback? Well the SanDisk Sansa TakeTV Video Player does just that and more. It features an 8GB USB drive, can plug into a USB dock from any TV outlet, decodes DivX, XviD, and MPEG-4 video files up to 720 x 576 resolution, and 7MPs for TV playback. $150.

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If you’re fast and furious in the bedroom, you can time yourself with this Honda Dashboard Clock. It resembles a Honda dashboard with a speedometer, tachometer, etc. It’s officially licensed by Honda, but it doesn’t come with an import model to keep you company. $45.