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This watch is all you could ever need out and about! It features two analog and digital time displays, analog and digital compass, temperature readout, chronograph, tachymeter, barometer, altimeter, and 30m water resistance. Perfect for those of you who like to go camping, but are far from being quite the outdoors man. $395.

Here’s the Oregon Scientific Daylight Projection Clock that displays the time and temperature on any flat surface in any lighting condition. What makes this Daylight Projection Clock cool is that it can automatically adjust its built-in projector depending on how bright it is in a room. The clock also has an infrared motion sensor to snooze your alarm with only a wave of your hand. $130.

Increase your lady status with this sporty, Koenigsegg CCXR special edition. It features a twin-supercharged 4.7L V8 engine, carbon-fiber, and runs on E85 ethanol fuel. Live life in the fast lane with this pimp ride. Maximum speed is 250 MPH, so you’ll feel right at home on the road as if it were a speedway. Just make sure that you have baller status to afford this baby! $2.3 Million.

Travel in style with this sporty Seiko Sportura Watch. Specifically made for the Honda racing F1 team, is water resistant with a span of 100 meters, alarm function and chronograph markings, non-reflective sapphire crystal, black dial with three subdials, date window, complete with a stainless steel case and polyurethane strap. This watch is sure to stir up attention from the ladies thinking you are a pretty boy baller, but of course this watch isn’t all that expensive.$488.

Ever wanted to know who each and every centerfold was from the very first issue? Now you can see over 600 beauties with this picture book. It displays every centerfold from Marilyn Monroe to the present! This collectors edition book comes complete with a velvet-lined briefcase with combination locks. This book is essential “reading” for any guy with a healthy pair. $315.

MP3 watches have been getting popular lately. With that said, here is a picture of the PD-BMW-003-1 MP3 watch with bluetooth. It features 1GB storage, plays MP3, WMA and WAV files wireless with the bluetooth set, voice recorder, and line-in direct record. Listen to all your jams and mixes with this state-of-the-art MP3 watch. $98.

The Hercules 400 Laser is capable of all sorts of laser-based tasks including cut plastic materials, burn papers, dispatch Sith Lords, or just light up the night sky. Its beam can be seen from miles galaxies far, far, away. $3000.

For the Cigar smoking fanatic that loves to travel alot this one would be very helpful. This awesome leather Cigar bag features all the containers and compartments you need to carry and enjoy your cigars, along with a cedar-lined cylindrical humidor, 4 acrylic glasses, torch lighter, and ice container . Everything you need and more for those weekends at the Casinos or long trips. $295.

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