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What’s a bar area without a beer dispenser? This compact beer dispenser has a standard mini keg that stores up to 5 liters, thermo-electric cooling for surely but silent beer cooling. Now you can feel like the sloppy, lazy, drunk that you truly are anytime you want just like Homer Simpson does at Moe’s Tavern minus the annoying bartender! $314.

Here’s the I/O snow goggle from Smith, they feature a quick release lens system that only requires you to undo two latches to remove and install lenses. $160.