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We don’t recommend riding your Ducati without a helmet, but if you were looking for the X-Men Cyclops look and love racing bikes these would be great for you. Nothing says cool like Oakley and Ducati; just make sure you can pull these off, Slick. $140.
Men need to stay clean and fresh without being wussy. Kiehl’s ‘Ultimate Man’ Body Scrub Soap allows you to get up where you need to get and do the job right. It cleans and exfoliates with its bran and oatmeal blend, but won’t provide you any nutrition. $13.
A modern vampire infestation set in Alaska is the premise of 30 Days of Night.
If blood covered snow and horror is your thing, you’ll love the adaptation from the graphic novel. Protect your neck!
Josh Hartnett plays the sheriff of this small town who attempts to stave off this band of marauding Eastern European vampires who enjoy human blood more than crappy techno music. Available on DVD, too. $27.
With only 500 of these being produced, the Alfa Romeo 8C Spider is a special droptop roadster that packs a mean punch. It delivers 450hp from an 8 cylinder 4.7 liter engine. But more importantly, this little car will land you some serious ass. $200K.
You have to be a fan of ‘The Princess Bride’ to appreciate this item. The shirt has a name tag that states,”Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” …Spoken almost as well as Mandy Patinkin. If you have six fingers on your right hand, you’d better run because you know a dagger to the breadbasket won’t stop this guy! $17.
As the new Terminator, Summer Glau sets the screen on fire as the most impressive physical specimen since Arnold showed his bare ass back in ‘84 (did we just say that?). Anyways, she’s a super-hot cyborg with some sick moves. Watch her on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles… she doesn’t talk too much, which makes her just about perfect. “Give me your clothes…”
I Am Legend was just a fun ride through the deserted streets of New York.
Fighting vampiric zombies and finding a cure for a man-made pandemic, Dr. Neville is a brilliant badass.
Will Smith gives a great performance that would make Charlton Heston proud. See the trailer after the break. $25.
As if Google didn’t already have a monopoly on just about everything, they decided to influence your Mojo through their Google Lava Lamps. These colorful retro lights take you 20+ years before the inception of Google to those paisley days when your daddy was ‘googling’ your mommy. And speaking of plugging, they come with a UK plug so you’ll need an adapter. £25.
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