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These two alarm clocks work in unision to wake up even the deaf. One is the tried and true super-loud alarm clock, but the moon lamp uses an ultra bright light that guarantees you will not be able to sleep through that next important business meet, or to get the girl you brought home from the club out of your place, if you prefer to be discreet. Great for apartment living heavy sleepers, because the light will only wake up anyone who is in the room that it’s placed. Both alarm clocks sold seperately. $40.

Ever dream of doing your work on your laptop for an extended period of time, say, on the beach. You could always invest in multiple batteries and deal with the hassle of recharging them all, or you could check out this laptop bag with outer solar panels capable of charging your laptop, cell phone or any other electronics. This is a perfect accessory for anyone who travels to remote areas but still need the luxury of their valued electronic devices. This is not an entirely new design, however it is the first of it’s kind to produce stylish solar panels that don’t stand out like a broken sore thumb.$598.

Flash drives keep getting smaller and cheaper, and were here to show you the epitome of that statement. This flash drive from Corsair holds a whopping 16GB at a not so whopping price of $30, after rebate. With such a massive storage space you could carry your whole ipod touch library, photo gallery, or bank statements to remind you how much you saved on this little thing that proves, big things really do come in small packages. $30.

Just when you thought your iPod was fully integrated to every aspect of your life, we show you the Gorenje fridge, an officially liscenced apple product. Don’t think this is just an overpriced fridge with an iPod dock and some speakers though. Using a program called iGorenje you can control all of your fridges settings remotely from your iPod, and if you have any other products from Gorenje, such as washer/dryer or oven they can control all of those products as well. Can you say innovative? Via Gizmodo.

Ride like the wind with these restored Lambretta Scooters which were the original models from 1966 and 1968. They come in stylish colors such as white, black, or fire red. These babies will not only save you gas, but are compact and easy to ride. So if you can’t handle a Kawasaki just yet, here’s a decent alternative. $25,000. Read more »

If you’re a regular Plunder Guide reader, which of course you should be, then your pad is probably decked out with the latest gadgets and gizmos. An empty house can be an open invitation to robbers, so check out this new product that will make your house appear like someone is home, while it’s actually vacant. It displays a series of lights, that constantly change, to make it look like an ever-changing tv picture. Don’t leave home without it. $40.

This is perfect for all our readers packing heat, in more ways than one. Studies say that keeping condoms in your wallet or pocket, can make them ineffective. So what’s the point of wearing a condom in the first place if it’s not gonna do anything? So remember kids, don’t be a fool, wrap your tool, and make sure to re up your ammo when you run, to avoid shooting blanks.

This remote controlled helicopter, the Draganflyer X6 holds a digital camero or video camera and has an anti-vibration feature to make sure your videos come out smooth. It also has an automatic descending and landing feature, so crashing is virtually impossible. a 90 degree tilt on the camera holder makes sure you can get your shot in from any angle. I;m sure you can imagine all the things you can do with this thing, but I would probably start with voyeurism and espionage. Price TBA.