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Paula Garcés is super-duper hot. We thought this since we saw her play ‘Maria’ in Harold & Kumar a couple years back. She’s on some cop show, too. But, we don’t care about that; we were just mad Harold couldn’t git’er done in White Castle. She was in the sequel, too. “Yeah, I’ve been craving burgers, too… Fur Burgers!” NPH would do that! You can get official Paula stuff on her site, too.

Reebok is bringing the famous Court Victory Pump back in an awesome colorway. It comes in a tight mixture of paprika, white, and blue on the upper and a nice paprika(orange) tennis ball taking it back the early 90’s when the Court Victory Pump was the sh*t. This is a true tennis shoe, but the novelty of it makes one apt to wear it anywhere except the tennis court. 120€. Read more »

Time has little meaning with the Whatever Wall Clock, because all of the numbers have tumbled down to the bottom of the clock. You can place this 10 inch wall clock in a room in your house where you can go to relax, away from the everyday stresses of life, or a loud mouthed boss. It requires requires 1 AA battery (included) and can be mounted on any wall. It’s great for slackers, stoners, and other riff raff, even us pirates! $15.

If you always need the time and want a table that shows you the time, then this 24ct bespoke table from Goldstriker might be a perfect considering it shows you the time with a large LED display. Thing is, it’s shaped like a nice gold watch for a freakin’ giant. How cool is that? Pretend you climbed a beanstalk to get to your own home, and of course drink your coffee on a giant watch every morning. $43,000.

Here’s something cool for fans of The Simpsons. This Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock features Homer’s eyes that follow a Duff beer bottle around. It could easily be a donut too, or chocolate, etc. The clock is officially licensed merchandise by 20th Century Fox, which probably ups the price by three fold. D’oh! $25.

Vestal has a great new collection of acetate watches inspired by a guitar fretboard. One featuring a rosewood surface with 11 different color combinations, including black-on-black, tortoise-on-silver and white-on-black. Each one looks smooth and has a different vibe for one of your moods. Thanks to GearCrave for this one. $105.

Gravis will be launching a new sneaker collection this Fall called the Gravis IV Skateboarding line. The collection features skate footwear pro models designed by skateboarder, Arto Saari as well as the team models.

Here is a unique cell phone watch that looks like an egg. It looks like something that H.G. Wells would write about though in one of his novels, i.e. The Time Machine. What makes this handset cool is that its 18k gold-plated accents; it’s very steampunk looking. The M830 features Bluetooth 2.0 connectivity, 1.5 inch color touch screen LCD display, microSD memory card slot, 1.3MP camera and supports audio and video playback. But, sorry folks, no time travel with this gadget… yet. $163.