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With a title like that, how can this book be anything but awesome? Well, I read it cover to cover on a very long flight and can assure that it is, indeed, awesome. Tucker Max is a self proclaimed a**hole, and his stories certainly prove that fact. The book is a compilation of short stories about Tucker getting inappropriately drunk, hurting people’s feelings, seducing beautiful women, and everything in between; a must read. $13.

Yesterday we brought you a pair of Affordable Night Vision Goggles, which would make a great camping accessory. We add to that today with this Self Powered Emergency Radio with Flashlight. This thing is powered by a hand crank, so as long as you have a free hand this thing will never run out of juice. Did we mention the cell phone charger as well? Yea, this thing is cool. $30.

For those times when you need digital storage and portable fire at the same time, we present to you the 8GB Flash Drive Lighter. This thing plugs into any USB port for all your storage need, and also doubles as a refillable lighter, for smoking, campfires and arson. $50.

Europe, specifically Sweden, is best known for the beautiful scenery, great culture, and hot women. So here’s a piece of Sweden for all the fellas out there to drool over. Her name is Elin Grindemyr, a Swedish model born in Norrköping, Sweden February 7, 1983. She first appeared in Swedish magazine Slitz as a contender for “annual sexiest girlfriend.” Although she did not win, she has still managed to become an internet bombshell. By May 2005, Elin was voted the sexiest woman in Sweden by fellow readers of the Swedish magazine Slitz. Slitz is a magazine similar to America’s FHM and Maxim. This famous magazine discovered this sexy brunette bombshell despite her loss and shortly after, her photos spilled onto the Internet boosting her internet fame into bigger and better things in the future. We all can admit this girl has got “it” in all the right places.

If you love the design and interface of the iPhone so much that you want to rest your drink on it, then you can either buy multiple iPhones and keep replacing them when condensation sets in, or you can check out these iPhone drink coasters. They come in various icons of applications used on the iPhone and anyone who walks into your living room will immediately know your a strong iPhone supporter. $60.

Were the 3 cups of coffee 2 Monsters and a Rockstar not enough to satisfy your caffeine craving? Well the only thing left to wake you up short of a hit of speed could possibly be this assortment of caffeine candies and gum. This sampler comes with 8 different types of sweets, all packed to the brim with that sweet caffeine. Ultra portable you can take these anywhere and pop a couple when your feeling drowsy. Just keep a couple extra on hand for the crash. $20.

Don’t ever get stuck in the deep dark woods without a set of these again. Most budget night vision are nothing but a simple flashlight attached to some glasses, but not these ones. They allow you to see up to 50 feet in complete darkness, are adjustable to fit kids or adults and even fit over many small frame glasses. Want to hear the best part? You can get yourself a set of these for only $90.

Perfect for beat makers or just plain Rock Band addicts, this Roll Up Drum Kit is a perfect gift. It comes with 70 preset percussion sounds, it simply plugs into your USB port and then can be easily rolled up and put in a drawer for safe keeping. $60.