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Impressive could be the most appropriate term to describe this new high definition television display launched recently by Mitsubishi. Dubbed as Mitsubishi Laservue, it offers more clear images to make you enjoy watching even more. And, could it be more impressive than its feature of full 1080p resolution at a 160 degree viewing angle? $7,000.

According to the MySpace account of Arizona State University Biology Major Corin Riggs:

“I will not do nude photography or porn, there are no exceptions! Do not email me about it and do not think that by offering me alot of money you can sway my decision, because you can’t. Don’t pull the, … but you did playboy card either because they are a LEGIT, RESPECTED, and WELL-KNOWN company and taking nude photographs for every Dick and Jane who asks is not my style - I keep it classy.”

That’s some bad news there, but we’re still crossing our fingers that someone can sway this beautiful former Playboy Coed of the Week into posing nude again, just for kicks because that medical career will more than pay the bills. This girl has definitely got all the tools to get you on the examination table without any argument.

You’ll be wowed by this pair of sunglasses creatively done by Oakley in partnership with artist Andrew Petterson. This creatively hand-painted fashion item is sold at select Oakley retailers. $350.

Don’t fret. This torture-device-looking thing is actually the Sonic Lounger, a futuristic relax station. The Sonic Lounger claims that it is able to massage and resonate your whole body by transferring music into the skin, bones and tissue so the depth of sound that cannot be heard through your ears will be fully used. It also boasts that the dynamic vibration of the lounger is harmonic, refined and rhythmic. I don’t know about you but I don’t fully understand all of that. What I can think of, though, is other ways to use this thing. And it would be strenuous, baby. The price is a downer, though. $9,000.

These 18 years old bombshells just make me wanna say, “wow”; the guys in the UK are so lucky to have a girl like Rosie. It was said on her MySpace that she lives in Middlesex, England and just recently finished college where she achieved four A levels and an AS in psychology, theater studies, media studies, critical thinking, and general studies. She then joined Samantha Bond Modeling agency and became a Page 3 girl for Sun newspaper. She’s now a full time model, but she stated that she would like to carry on her education and go to university one day (smart and hot).

Luxury and good design at its finest, this is probably what Volkswagen was thinking when it conceptualized the new 2009 VW Passat CC. Rivaling the luxury sports cars out in the market today, the Passat will be up to par with a 2.0L, inline turbocharged four giving you 200 hp for the standard model. The 3.6L VR6 Sport model gets you 280hp at 5100 RPM. Each comes with a 6-speed manual, or 6-speed automatic with Tiptronic & paddle shifters as well as a sport-tuned suspension. Thanks to our friend, The Bachelor Guy, for posting this little beast. $26,790.

Bentley is introducing a new gadget that will surely want you to go out and buy one. With a sleek and stylish design the Bentley Laptop made by Ego Lifestyle for Bentley Motors will surely leave you astounded. In many ways it’s the same as the Bentley car, stylish, elegant, attention-grabbing and expensive. But you will be paying for quality and not to mention, bragging rights… so what the hell? $19,800.

If you’re the type of guy who’s into fish or underwater living and want to see everything that’s happening down under, then this new Aqua Eye Underwater Mini Video Camera should be on top of your wish list. You can even put this uber mini camera in your aquarium and see what your fishies are seeing. With LED lights, you will get a clear picture of what’s going on in the water. $156.