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These two alarm clocks work in unision to wake up even the deaf. One is the tried and true super-loud alarm clock, but the moon lamp uses an ultra bright light that guarantees you will not be able to sleep through that next important business meet, or to get the girl you brought home from the club out of your place, if you prefer to be discreet. Great for apartment living heavy sleepers, because the light will only wake up anyone who is in the room that it’s placed. Both alarm clocks sold seperately. $40.













