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Do you constantly find yourself dropping your beer at parties especially when you’re wasted? Well here’s a great solution called the beer handle. It comes in several colors and holds your beer securely in place so you can walk around and carry it without it slipping away from your hand. Now you can walk around drunk with your beer all you want. $10.
One-eyed Willie
Wow, I want one, that reminds me of the magnet-coozie