Avast! If ye be new to this vessel, partake in the lootin' with our Arrrrh! S.S. (RSS), Matey!
What a great gift for any of your nautical neighbors. It probably won’t help all that much if your house were to flood, but it’s perfect for kicking your feet up at night and dreaming of the open waters. It comes complete with mini oars, to make it feel more authentic as well. If you really intend on trying to ride it, please test it in a pool though first (our legal department made us say that). $400.
