Brass Monkey Freeze Indicator: Functional and Funny

Brass Monkey Freeze Indicator: Functional and Funny

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey! This artfully crafted temperature gauge is going to make the freezing cold weather fun. When temperature reaches about 23 degrees Fahrenheit the monkey loses his nuts. Yup, kind of reminds you of the saying “Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.” And its an accurate piece of equipment so if you see your monkey is nutless its time to don some heavy outerwear. Alec Baldwin’s character in Glengarry Glenross has a pair of brass balls… do you? $35.

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