Avast! If ye be new to this vessel, partake in the lootin' with our Arrrrh! S.S. (RSS), Matey!
Some people have trouble waking up. Other people have trouble with those who try to wake them up. If your part of the latter then your friends may let you sleep completely undisturbed from now on. They come with 2 pillowcases, both reversible, with a blood stain on one side, and an axe on the other. £15.
