Nunchuk T-Shirt (Look like you know Martial Arts)

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You might make quite an impression on people walking down the street wearing this shirt. Some may say it’s an effective tool for keeping would-be attackers or possibly even ninjas at a safe distance, it could be argued that if anyone were to get close enough, you would be deemed defenseless. Either way it’s sill a good conversation starter. “Hey girl, those nunchuks might be fake but how about polishing my sword?” $17.