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No other test driver will have the same legacy as Lamborghini’s Valentino Balboni. The man was hired by Ferruccio Lamborghini himself and has tested all of the modern-day prototypes and some production models. In gratitude, Lamborghini is celebrating Valentino’s retirement by releasing the Gallardo LP 550-2. It’s the kind of bull that Valentino wants to ride, with a powerful V10 engine spinning the rear wheels exclusively. Veering away from the new all-wheel drive Lambos, Valentino’s version will guarantee a more spirited drive since it will have a tendency to stick its rear out. The 550hp engine is less powerful by 10hp from the other Gallardo but has a lighter curb weight so achieving great speed is all but certain. Only 250 of this ultra-special version will be made. $220,000.

Once again, BMW brings you one of its most efficient autos with a powertrain of 3.0-liter turbocharged diesel V6 that reaches a horsepower of 265 and a torque of 425 lb-ft. It is believed that the latest sedan runs at 36 mpg on a highway, thus saving more fuel than its contemporaries. Why settle for a car that eats almost all your budget when the BMW 335d is just as stylish and economic? $43,900.

It’s not exactly a bike, nor a full-fledged scooter. The Elmoto is a small, light motorcycle powered by an electric motor. In other words, it’s good, clean fun. Tipping the scales at just a shade under 100 lbs, the Elmoto is heavier than a bike but lighter than a scooter or a moped. Its brushless, gearless, rear hub motor is rated at 2 kW, pushing the bike to speeds up to 30 mph on level ground. The 48V, 25Ah battery can be recharged in as little as 2 hours giving the bike up to 45 miles of travel. Full charge will cost you a measly 70 cents, not bad for a stylish looker of a bike huh? The bike will start its journey from Stuttgart, Germany. ~$4,600.

If you plan to go for a Ducati ride, don’t forget to wear the vital gear – your helmet. Here’s the real deal, the Piquadro Leather Helmet comes in a pebble grain leather with clear visor. This Italian-designed helmet is classic yet durable and elegant. $400.

Finally a turn by turn directions solution is available on your iPhone. This kit from TomTom will have your iPhone acting as your own personal navigation system. The kit includes the TomTom application and the car installation kit. It will also charge while you are using it, and can still make hands-free calls. $TBA.

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What’s a 0.9 second difference in performance like? Well, as the famous line goes, ask the runner that came in second place, with just a split second difference. Incidentally, 0.9 seconds is also the increase in 0 to 60 mph time between the stock Dodge Challenger SRT8 and this Hennessey-treated HPE600 Turbo. The Texas tuner retains the stock Hemi on the Challenger but gives it some black magic, a turbo to increase the leverage on the car to 620 horses. He also beefed up the suspension and increased the braking power of the car by installing StopTech brakes. The big bump in engine power naturally gives the Hennessey Challenger a lower and deadlier exhaust note; plus the waste gate sound from the turbos when you lift off the throttle will be enough to justify the increase in price from the stock model. $90,000.

If you don’t know him, you’ll think that the West Coast Choppers’ Jesse James is a bad-ass, stone-cold dude, a hellraiser. But you couldn’t be more wrong. This guy is exceptionally kind-hearted and his latest collaboration with Illusion Motorsports showcases his heart of solid gold. The partnership is selling their 2009 Hellrazor, a brandy-wine colored, 104″ hot rod motorcycle with big fat rear wheels. The proceeds of the sale will go to the Charity of Hope, a biomedical research, treatment, and educational institution. The foundation is dedicated to the prevention and cure of cancer and other debilitating diseases that are plaguing little children. Do the right thing, this is one purchase you’ll make that’s sure to make you feel good – the sensation of which will give you chills, knowing you’re helping little angels in the process. $25,000+.