THOUT UtiliTILE is perfect for those who lived in a small apartment. It is actually a lacquered wall tile that has magnetic inserts to store all of your kitchen utensils. $300.

Why settle for a cheap desk clock when you can enjoy a virtual aquarium while you look over to see when your work day will end? The Private Ocean from Sega Toys lets you not only view your fish but interact with them as well. Lighting on the clock changes to get you into a funky mood and you can even plug in your MP3 player so your fish and the lighting sway to the music. Ganja not included. $199.

Get a clean and smooth shave with the Korres Absinthe Shave Cream. It’s a brushless, non-foaming cream formulated at a milder PH and enriched with absinthe extract, jojoba oil, vitamin E, active aloe, and provitamin B5. $22.

If you can’t get your fix at the local strip club, this may well be the next best thing. This Pole Dancer Alarm Clock lets you wake up each morning to the sight of the pole dancing blonde. Just don’t let us catch you leaving any $1 bills under the clock’s bottom. $40.

If you like to express yourself through your stationery, these custom Laser Engraved Moleskine Notebooks might be what you need in your office ensemble. You can get all sorts of different designs that are pretty tight. Just let them know how you want it, bad boy. $25.

Whether you’re just cooking up some burgers in the backyard, or going to the beach for a bonfire, the Weber Smokey Joe Grill is a perfect fit for your everyday BBQ needs. It’s portable and durable and comes in a cool green color. That’s enough for any dude. $50.

This is definitely a conversation piece. The Zig Zag CD Holder is a little dude holding your CDs and DVDs, etc. We just thought it was really cool. It’s perfect for holding your Ruler Zig-zag-zig Allah (RZA) CDs, or Ziggy Marley, if you will. $50.

Even scoundrels enjoy a relaxing barbecue. With the BBQ Sword, you can stab a sausage as if it were an enemy, then cook it like only a swashbuckler could. It even comes with a mask so you can feel the part. Keep this away from kids and stupid relatives. £15.

This candle is pretty trippy. Lovers and friends can get captivated by the unusual pattern of the burning wick. Put it on your dining room table and watch the romance turn dirty real quick. See the candle in action after the break. £49.

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Men need to stay clean and fresh without being wussy. Kiehl’s ‘Ultimate Man’ Body Scrub Soap allows you to get up where you need to get and do the job right. It cleans and exfoliates with its bran and oatmeal blend, but won’t provide you any nutrition. $13.