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Here’s a superb shaver by Mangroomer that can shave both long and short body hair as well as trouble areas no matter if the skin is wet or dry. The shaver also comes with a trimmer/foil blade design, quick recharging battery, adjustable lengths, and a non-slip rubber grip. $40.

The Carlton Safety Razors from Truefitt & Hill are made from high quality materials including Ebony and Ivory (not Stevie and Paul). The razor fits comfortably into a your hand and perfect for those with sensitive skin. $190.

No need to worry about cutting yourself as much with this new action 2-in-1 shave cream by Anthony Logistics. Get the closest shave ever with vitamins A, B and E to condition, moisturize and repair tissue and aloe vera leaf extract and golden seal to protect your skin. Leaving your face smooth, clean, and relieved. $25.

Get the closest shave ever with the Mullholland Brothers Urban Sport Satchel Shave Kit. It’s convenient for all those ballin’ businessmen out there that are constantly taking trips and are on the go! The bag is made of rugged ballistic nylon with leather accents. It also comes with contrast stitching and contrast, extra heavy-duty zippers in Cayenne or Lime, and a shoulder strap made from Italian woven webbing with padding. $92.

If you can’t stand the ordinary white shave cream anymore, then the Jack Black Beard Lube ($15) might be your solution. It’s transparent so you can see what you’re shaving and serves as a pre-shave oil and skin conditioner. So you can feel clean shaven everytime. We can’t guarantee that you’ll be as charming as Jack Black, but you’ll be smoother than you’ve ever been. $15.

Make all the ladies flock to you with this organic grooming dusk deodorant. It’s vegan and contains no aluminum, alcohol or artificial colors, and is packed in recycled plastic. Throw out your aluminum cans and cheap colognes! $10

Get a clean and smooth shave with the Korres Absinthe Shave Cream. It’s a brushless, non-foaming cream formulated at a milder PH and enriched with absinthe extract, jojoba oil, vitamin E, active aloe, and provitamin B5. $22.

Men need to stay clean and fresh without being wussy. Kiehl’s ‘Ultimate Man’ Body Scrub Soap allows you to get up where you need to get and do the job right. It cleans and exfoliates with its bran and oatmeal blend, but won’t provide you any nutrition. $13.