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Get rid of that rusty 5′ O Clock shadow with this USB-powered electric shaver! We all know that the office look consists of a clean shaven face, so why not get a shaver you can take to work and plug into your USB port. Get the raise you’ve been hoping for by giving yourself a presentable appearance. Just don’t get disappointed if your brown-noser co-worker gets your promotion =P. $20

The Fusion Chrome Collection Power Razor from Gillette comes with a built-in flashlight, which will light up all the shadowy areas on your face such as under the chin or jawline. This new razor also offers a sleek handle that is handcrafted in polished chrome and wrapped in a matte black, thermo-resin grip. $150.

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Calvin Klein man is said to be a blend of crisp freshness, exotic spices and rich woods. CK’s new fragrance for men is sure to rock the boat a little bit because of it’s bold name: Man. It better be masculine and work to attract the ladies. We don’t want it to epitomize the unsexy things about men, be it body odor and scratching ourselves. $65.

Whether you’re a smoker or not, you’ll be smokin’ hot to the women doused in Attitude by Giorgio Armani. It’s a new fragrance for men that’s said to be intense but smooth, and it comes in a very pimp lighter shaped bottle. $70.

This men’s fragrance definitely has more sex appeal than Canteen Boy. Diesel Fuel for Life is said to have a crispy fresh star anise scent mixed with grapefruit. You’re not supposed to drink this stuff, you’re supposed to wear it. So all we can say is that the bottle looks rugged as hell, so we’re all for it. $60.

Polo Explorer is an adventurous new men’s fragrance inspired by the great outdoors & world exploration. Ralph Lauren describes the cologne as: A fragrance built with ingredients from around the world, Polo Explorer combines the freshness of a Hawaiian waterfall with the smokiness of Australian sandalwood and the warmth of amber from the North Sea.

All those destinations crammed into a small canteen shaped bottle… sounds like a bargain. $68.

This Asian-inspired bamboo mat is currently on sale at VivaTerra.

It would make a great gift for a loved one, or a great bathroom addition for anyone looking to shower like a samurai! The price isn’t that outrageous, at a mere $46.

The Rough Golf Ball Soap might be the best gift for golfer. It consist of a real golf ball nestled deep in the rough and 4 oz of skin soothing glycerine soap. Measuring 2.5 inch x 2.5inch, the soap retails for $5.95.