When you bring a girl back to your pad, one of the first things that she will definitely notice is the cleanliness of your place, and when you bring her to your bed she will notice your bed-making habits. Whether or not you know the proper way to durn down your sheets, you will surely impress her with a set of these James Perse Blankets. $255-675.
Don’t ever feel bad about offering your guests the pull out sofa bed again. Usually these types of beds are uncomfortable and a real pain in the neck (literally) to sleep on, but with the Memory Foam Sofabed Mattress Pad, you would think you are sleeping on a high quality mattress. Memory foam is definitely the most comfortable way to sleep. $170.
Get up and get those guns ready for the gun show with this Dumbbell Alarm Clock. The alarm clock won’t stop buzzing until you’ve done 30 reps. At 4 lbs., it may not be the heaviest of weights that you’ll lift but if you take it seriously, maybe you can give those biceps more meat. Punishing yourself first thing in the morning might not be someone’s idea of fun but for others, it may just be what their gym instructor ordered. $27.
Whether horizontally or vertically, this little clock projects time off the wall or off the ceiling, however which way you prefer it. The LCD screen tells time, the interior temperature, and its best guess on what the weather will be like for the day. But the real nifty feature is the time projection for easy night viewing. The display and the projection auto-rotates according to how your mood reacts to horizontal or vertical time-telling. Style-wise, the wooden frame adds a nice, natural touch while the automatic atomic clock synchronization guarantees accuracy. $130.
You may have a slight case of death if all the gizmos from this alarm clock fail to wake you. First option is an audible alarm that can be varied to suit your hearing thresholds. The loudest setting is at 90 dB, which is like waking you up with a lawn mower. You can also set the alarm to broadcast the sound of your telephone ringing so if your boss gives you nightmares about getting a call, then it’s sure to wake you up. But if all else fails, the connected Bedshaker vibrates so violently that your fillings could get jarred. Oh, there’s also a super bright LED flashing light to combine with all three pains just to get you out of bed. Waking up has never been this violent. $85.
Ever had a dream where you were talking to an inanimate object, like a clock, and it talked back to you? Well it’s not a dream with this IVR Alarm Clock from Moshi. You can ask it the time and date, temperature, set the alarm and change the background noises all with just your voice. $50.
Here is a little product to add a little excitement and maybe even a bit of competition to the bedroom. Foreplay Connect Four plays like a regular game of Connect Four, except every game piece features a sexual instruction it. First person to get four in a row wins the right to act out their four pieces in sequence. Just don’t get this one mixed up with the kid’s set. $19.
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