Posted by Peg Leg Larry on April 21st

You may have a slight case of death if all the gizmos from this alarm clock fail to wake you. First option is an audible alarm that can be varied to suit your hearing thresholds. The loudest setting is at 90 dB, which is like waking you up with a lawn mower. You can also set the alarm to broadcast the sound of your telephone ringing so if your boss gives you nightmares about getting a call, then it’s sure to wake you up. But if all else fails, the connected Bedshaker vibrates so violently that your fillings could get jarred. Oh, there’s also a super bright LED flashing light to combine with all three pains just to get you out of bed. Waking up has never been this violent. $85.