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LightSleeper

Peg Leg Larry — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:48:35 +0000

Today’s modern conveniences also has its drawbacks. While you may be connected 24/7, there are things that you may be missing out – sleep being one of those. The British has found a solution that doesn’t require drugs in the LightSleeper. With the touch of a button, the LightSleeper projects a light on the ceiling that you will follow to put you to sleep. It shows a circular pattern that’s both soothing and relaxing, giving your mind the relaxation it needs for a good night’s rest. The pattern is supposed to trick your brain as if you were reading a book without the mental drag. ~$209.

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DOC Space Saving System

Barbary Betsy — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:14:22 +0000

This sofa and bed bunk looks like a live Transformer in your own house. It just takes one simple lifting motion to transform a sofa into a bunk bed with integrated ladder and even a safety rail. Buyers can choose different fabric and finish options. $TBA.

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WWE Smackdown Alarm Clock

Peg Leg Larry — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:52:31 +0000

Sometimes, getting up in the morning is so hard and annoying that you’d want to lay a smackdown on your alarm clock. Now you can. The WWE Smackdown Alarm Clock and Radio takes your morning abuse with ease. Some of the sport’s biggest names will wake you up like John Cena, Triple H, and even The Undertaker. Give the alarm clock a good smacking to shut them up. If you don’t like hearing them first thing in the morning however, you can choose a good wake up call from the AM/FM radio. The alarm is AC-powered with backup batteries in case of power failure. $30.

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James Perse Blankets

One-eyed Willie — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:22:17 +0000

When you bring a girl back to your pad, one of the first things that she will definitely notice is the cleanliness of your place, and when you bring her to your bed she will notice your bed-making habits. Whether or not you know the proper way to durn down your sheets, you will surely impress her with a set of these James Perse Blankets. $255-675.

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Memory Foam Sofabed Mattress Pad

One-eyed Willie — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:34:03 +0000

Don’t ever feel bad about offering your guests the pull out sofa bed again. Usually these types of beds are uncomfortable and a real pain in the neck (literally) to sleep on, but with the Memory Foam Sofabed Mattress Pad, you would think you are sleeping on a high quality mattress. Memory foam is definitely the most comfortable way to sleep. $170.

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Dumbbell Alarm Clock: Wake Up, Buff Up

Peg Leg Larry — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:46:59 +0000

Get up and get those guns ready for the gun show with this Dumbbell Alarm Clock. The alarm clock won’t stop buzzing until you’ve done 30 reps. At 4 lbs., it may not be the heaviest of weights that you’ll lift but if you take it seriously, maybe you can give those biceps more meat. Punishing yourself first thing in the morning might not be someone’s idea of fun but for others, it may just be what their gym instructor ordered. $27.

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Oregon Scientific Projection Clock: Beam Up

Peg Leg Larry — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:38:01 +0000

Whether horizontally or vertically, this little clock projects time off the wall or off the ceiling, however which way you prefer it. The LCD screen tells time, the interior temperature, and its best guess on what the weather will be like for the day. But the real nifty feature is the time projection for easy night viewing. The display and the projection auto-rotates according to how your mood reacts to horizontal or vertical time-telling. Style-wise, the wooden frame adds a nice, natural touch while the automatic atomic clock synchronization guarantees accuracy. $130.

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GAD Alarm Clock: Wake Up!

Peg Leg Larry — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:37:00 +0000

You may have a slight case of death if all the gizmos from this alarm clock fail to wake you. First option is an audible alarm that can be varied to suit your hearing thresholds. The loudest setting is at 90 dB, which is like waking you up with a lawn mower. You can also set the alarm to broadcast the sound of your telephone ringing so if your boss gives you nightmares about getting a call, then it’s sure to wake you up. But if all else fails, the connected Bedshaker vibrates so violently that your fillings could get jarred. Oh, there’s also a super bright LED flashing light to combine with all three pains just to get you out of bed. Waking up has never been this violent. $85.

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Moshi IVR Alarm Clock: Command with Your Voice

One-eyed Willie — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:25:16 +0000

Ever had a dream where you were talking to an inanimate object, like a clock, and it talked back to you? Well it’s not a dream with this IVR Alarm Clock from Moshi. You can ask it the time and date, temperature, set the alarm and change the background noises all with just your voice. $50.

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Foreplay Connect Four: Go For It!

One-eyed Willie — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:52:47 +0000

Here is a little product to add a little excitement and maybe even a bit of competition to the bedroom. Foreplay Connect Four plays like a regular game of Connect Four, except every game piece features a sexual instruction it. First person to get four in a row wins the right to act out their four pieces in sequence. Just don’t get this one mixed up with the kid’s set. $19.

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