Ever had a dream where you were talking to an inanimate object, like a clock, and it talked back to you? Well it’s not a dream with this IVR Alarm Clock from Moshi. You can ask it the time and date, temperature, set the alarm and change the background noises all with just your voice. $50.
Here is a little product to add a little excitement and maybe even a bit of competition to the bedroom. Foreplay Connect Four plays like a regular game of Connect Four, except every game piece features a sexual instruction it. First person to get four in a row wins the right to act out their four pieces in sequence. Just don’t get this one mixed up with the kid’s set. $19.
Mornings can be brutal especially if you had a rough night before. What you need is a little bit of humor, whichever side of the bed you may wake up in. If you’re a fan of TV’s longest running series, The Simpsons, then this alarm clock’s for you. It features Moe’s Tavern, Springfield’s favorite bar. Four of the town’s favorite characters hang around the bar and give you their funny quips to wake you up. Every morning, you can either hear Homer, Moe, Barney, or the Duffman dish out their lines and gear you up for the day ahead. ~$25.
This is a three dimensional atlas that is hand made. It will help us big boys play with our knowledge of the stars. This helps you find and identify celestial objects from anywhere on Earth, at any hour of the day or night, on any date of the year. Its spherical design makes determining the relative positions of celestial phenomena easier than consulting traditional, two-dimensional charts. This would certainly bring out the astronomer in you! $270.
This is one sure fire gadget to launch your lazy butt out of bed. The Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock features a NASA-style countdown before blasting a foam-tip rocket. Prevent the launch and the alarm clock will not annoy you with its constant beeps. But should the rocket lift off, it will guarantee to get you up – ringing endlessly unless you find the rocket and put it back into the launch pad. $25.
This timepiece displays time on multiple formats, according to your math level or your computational power. Not only will it show the time on the normal decimal format (i.e. 10:10 or 22:10 in military), it will also display it on binary, hexadecimal, octal, or in Roman numeral format. Current date is also displayed and cement your place as the nerd king of your kingdom as this will also display Unix epoch time. As an added bonus, a spare USB port is available behind the clock to let you charge any USB-compatible device. Conversion chart included. $50.
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