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I think I should buy this Fire Bell Alarm Clock, so I will not wake up late anymore. The alarm clock comes in the form of a classic fire alarm. I am sure the Fire Bell alarm clock will not only wake you up, but also your neighbors. The alarm clock provides three settings with an 8 minute snooze function. Measuring 7inch x 6 inches, it requires two AA batteries (not included). $15.

Time has little meaning with the Whatever Wall Clock, because all of the numbers have tumbled down to the bottom of the clock. You can place this 10 inch wall clock in a room in your house where you can go to relax, away from the everyday stresses of life, or a loud mouthed boss. It requires requires 1 AA battery (included) and can be mounted on any wall. It’s great for slackers, stoners, and other riff raff, even us pirates! $15.

Here’s something cool for fans of The Simpsons. This Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock features Homer’s eyes that follow a Duff beer bottle around. It could easily be a donut too, or chocolate, etc. The clock is officially licensed merchandise by 20th Century Fox, which probably ups the price by three fold. D’oh! $25.

Now you can witness the lunar eclipse in your home with the MollaSpace Lunar Eclipse Clock. It features black and white colors with gold-colored display hands. It’s an awesome way to hook up your crib as well as show your fascination for lunar eclipses’s. $48.

This is definitely a conversation piece. The Zig Zag CD Holder is a little dude holding your CDs and DVDs, etc. We just thought it was really cool. It’s perfect for holding your Ruler Zig-zag-zig Allah (RZA) CDs, or Ziggy Marley, if you will. $50.

Here’s the Oregon Scientific Daylight Projection Clock that displays the time and temperature on any flat surface in any lighting condition. What makes this Daylight Projection Clock cool is that it can automatically adjust its built-in projector depending on how bright it is in a room. The clock also has an infrared motion sensor to snooze your alarm with only a wave of your hand. $130.

This is a pretty cool product that can be educational, decorative, and egotistical at the same time. The blackboard globe is a 3-dimensional blackboard made from FSC wood. So for all you guys who want to shape your own world, here’s your chance. £7/$14.

If you’re fast and furious in the bedroom, you can time yourself with this Honda Dashboard Clock. It resembles a Honda dashboard with a speedometer, tachometer, etc. It’s officially licensed by Honda, but it doesn’t come with an import model to keep you company. $45.