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If you’re fast and furious in the bedroom, you can time yourself with this Honda Dashboard Clock. It resembles a Honda dashboard with a speedometer, tachometer, etc. It’s officially licensed by Honda, but it doesn’t come with an import model to keep you company. $45.

We don’t need this, we live this. But if you want to consider yourself among the plundering brethren, you’ll need this Pirate Self Portrait Mirror to solidify your pirate look before going out to pillage.

The mirror allows you to put eyepatches, parrots, skulls, etc. as accessories to view while you look at your own scoundrel mug. Yo-Ho! $48.

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You won’t get stabbed walking on this rug, at least not under most circumstances. The London Underground Rug is based on tube maps of the London Subway. Pretty retro. £750/$1500.

The Ninja Clock comes with a cool shuriken based design and offers nunchuck hands and a swinging ninja that acts as the pendulum. Grab this clock right now for only $20 at dannabananas.

Priced at $40, the Felix Clock is 100% made in America. It measures 15.5 inch high, 4 inch wide, 2.5 inch deep. Each Kit Cat Clock is individually tested and examined for proper workmanship.

The full-sized Kit Cat Clock,( a.k.a. Kit-Kat Klock or Felix The Cat Clock), has been a source of enjoyment for families around the world since the 1930’s, with its Rolling Eyes, Wagging Tail and Infectious Smile. Originally, Felix was electric. In the late 1980’s, with new technology, the Felix clock mechanism became battery operated.