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What’s a bar area without a beer dispenser? This compact beer dispenser has a standard mini keg that stores up to 5 liters, thermo-electric cooling for surely but silent beer cooling. Now you can feel like the sloppy, lazy, drunk that you truly are anytime you want just like Homer Simpson does at Moe’s Tavern minus the annoying bartender! $314.
The Space Saving Pool Table is perfect for those who lived in a small apartment/house. It allows you to have your own full sized pool table due to its easy upright fold away and wheeled storage. The table also offers storage racks for cue sticks, triangle rack, chalk, and a bag to carry 16 billiard balls. This is perfect for you ballers on a budget. $500.
This is a pretty cool product that can be educational, decorative, and egotistical at the same time. The blackboard globe is a 3-dimensional blackboard made from FSC wood. So for all you guys who want to shape your own world, here’s your chance. £7/$14.
If you’re fast and furious in the bedroom, you can time yourself with this Honda Dashboard Clock. It resembles a Honda dashboard with a speedometer, tachometer, etc. It’s officially licensed by Honda, but it doesn’t come with an import model to keep you company. $45.
The Fusion Chrome Collection Power Razor from Gillette comes with a built-in flashlight, which will light up all the shadowy areas on your face such as under the chin or jawline. This new razor also offers a sleek handle that is handcrafted in polished chrome and wrapped in a matte black, thermo-resin grip. $150.
We don’t need this, we live this. But if you want to consider yourself among the plundering brethren, you’ll need this Pirate Self Portrait Mirror to solidify your pirate look before going out to pillage.
The mirror allows you to put eyepatches, parrots, skulls, etc. as accessories to view while you look at your own scoundrel mug. Yo-Ho! $48.
Wanna feel like King Kong in your own home? Here’s a solution, Furniture Folies. Furniture Folies is a company that creates furniture like the shape of small buildings for the kitchen, office, bedroom or even lounge rooms! You can choose from a variety of materials and custom made designs. So you can pretend your wife is Godzilla and smash her head into a building, it’ll be just like the movies all year round!
For an out of this world lighting experience with a depressing Soviet twist, go for the Sputnik 6 Ceiling Light. This retro satellite looking thing features 6 individual bulbs mixed in with other protrusions with a chrome finish. Better have a stratosphere high ceiling to use this one. £99.
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