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Arrgh you lookin to get clean like us pirates? Well now you can with this Red Skulls Towel Set. Put these in your bathroom, kitchen or just about anywhere and watch the dirt clean off these dirty wenches and scoundrels. [Thanks GearCrave] $75.

If you spend too much time with your computer for gaming or work, then you might need the Pro Gaming Table. This multi function table offers the multi-tiered design to fit all of your gaming peripherals, up to three 21-inch LCD monitors, printer, etc. $379.

Drink till you drop with this Chrome Liquor Dispenser. It holds your favorite potion and stands on a 6″ tall wooden frame, and is about the only 4-liter liquor keg that can hold a few bottles of your drink and remain fresh. This dispenser will definitely give your next party a real punch. Thanks to GearCrave. $60.

If you are a true Star Wars movie fan, then you should buy the Limited Edition Darth Vader Bronze Statue. Designed by Lawrence Noble, the statue measures 4 feet tall and weights 150 lbs. Each bronze statue is also received an individualized patina, making each piece a unique work of art. $18,000.

Perfect for the Gung-Ho military type still in the dark, this lamp will surely brighten their day. Featuring a grenade shaped bottom and a camouflage lamp shade, no one will even know that it’s there until you turn it on. If you try to pull the pin and throw it though, the only explosion you will get is from the light bulb. $139.

Plunderguide is a guide made for men, but some men still live in their mom’s basement. For those special readers we bring you these Nintendo wall graphics, a high quality, super restickable vinyl with scenes straight from your favorite Nintendo games. They can be applied and removed at your choosing and do no damage to your wall. Right now all that is available is Donkey Kong and Super Mario Brothers but more should be coming soon. Don’t expect too many females to dig this design when you show them your new room remodeling, but if you happen to find any, have her shoot me an e-mail. $75.

Wow, what a design. Get inside the head of the lamp’s designer, Alexander Lervik, since this lamp was designed to be a direct replica of his brain, taken from an MRI scan at Karolinska Institutet in Stockholm. Then using a 3D printer we get this conversation piece, sure to start some talk at your next party. So use your head and check this thing out.

These two alarm clocks work in unision to wake up even the deaf. One is the tried and true super-loud alarm clock, but the moon lamp uses an ultra bright light that guarantees you will not be able to sleep through that next important business meet, or to get the girl you brought home from the club out of your place, if you prefer to be discreet. Great for apartment living heavy sleepers, because the light will only wake up anyone who is in the room that it’s placed. Both alarm clocks sold seperately. $40.