Make Sting proud with the Tantra Chair, which happens to be inspired by a woman’s shape and body. It was designed to heighten the effectiveness of wild sexual positions found in the Kama Sutra. The Tantra Chair is built from solid hardwood and features a champagne foam seat cushion with two arcs (one being bigger than the other) and a central contour for the switching of angles for both support and pleasure. $1000.

Handpresso is a purely portable espresso maker for you busy beatniks. All you do is pump it up, fill it with hot water, and then dump in your coffee then you’re good to go. $145 / €100.

It’s actually kind of cool looking. This adjustable power & adjustable water using humidifier starts steaming in under 3 minutes and lets you know when it needs more water. Enjoy cleaner air with the Swiss Hot Steam Humidifier this Winter, in style. $100.

A must-have for any bachelor pad! The 6 in 1 casino bar offers a place to sit you drinks as well as converts to six of parlor games such as Blackjack, Craps, Roulette, Baccarat, and Texas Hold Em’ Poker. It’s no Vegas, but it’s pretty cool. Now you can have your own personal casino in the privacy of your crib. $900.

Get rid of that rusty 5′ O Clock shadow with this USB-powered electric shaver! We all know that the office look consists of a clean shaven face, so why not get a shaver you can take to work and plug into your USB port. Get the raise you’ve been hoping for by giving yourself a presentable appearance. Just don’t get disappointed if your brown-noser co-worker gets your promotion =P. $20

Here’s the Oregon Scientific Daylight Projection Clock that displays the time and temperature on any flat surface in any lighting condition. What makes this Daylight Projection Clock cool is that it can automatically adjust its built-in projector depending on how bright it is in a room. The clock also has an infrared motion sensor to snooze your alarm with only a wave of your hand. $130.

If a Starbucks is too far from your house (which is highly unlikely unless you live in the boonies); you might need to buy the Starbucks Sirena Espresso Machine It’s designed by BMW Design Works. The machine provides a Rapid Steam Boiler, commercial-quality portafilter, and a patented back-pressure adapter that automatically adjusts to the coffee’s grind. Too bad it doesn’t come packaged with that cute girl from your local Starbucks. $600.

What’s a bar area without a beer dispenser? This compact beer dispenser has a standard mini keg that stores up to 5 liters, thermo-electric cooling for surely but silent beer cooling. Now you can feel like the sloppy, lazy, drunk that you truly are anytime you want just like Homer Simpson does at Moe’s Tavern minus the annoying bartender! $314.