Get crunk with an extremely limited super-premium bourbon, Wild Turkey American Spirit Bourbon. It’s a 100-proof, 15-year-old bourbon whiskey in an awesome bottle, with a commemorative box. It’s sure to go down smooth and make women more attractive. Look for it soon.

That’s right, it must be such an easy job that even a monkey can do it. Have an exquisite cup of tea that happens to be picked by trained tea-bagging tea-loving monkeys. We can’t attest to the tea being free of monkey droppings, but we can say that each package is about 28 servings of the finest loose tea you’ll ever taste. $25.

You know us stinkin’ bilgerats love our rum, especially if it’s the good kind. Depaz Blue Cane Rhum is a special concoction made from blue sugar cane. It was also one of Wine Enthusiast’s Top 50 Spirits of 2007. $42.

For fans of vodka, you might wanna consider this environment-friendly vodka by Anheuser-Busch. It’s made from crystalline water from the Alps and with locally harvested 100% organic Italian wheat, distilled five times and refined through a charcoal filtration process of more than 1.7 million square meters for a smooth,sweet taste.The packaging is environment friendly along with a sustainable cork closure. $35.

Here’s a handy little mini keg that brings you closer to the pub experience. The Heineken DraughtKeg (pronounced draft keg) keeps your beer fresh for up to a month after opening with its built-in C02 system. Hopefully, other breweries will follow suit with similar technology. $20.

The history behind this Asian fusion drink is pretty cool. Domaine de Canton originally started in French Indochina aka Indochine (present day Vietnam).

It blends baby ginger roots with VSOP Cognac to make a sweet liqueur fit for French colonials and present-day yuppies alike. It was recently reintroduced in New York and it’s hitting stores across the country soon. $30.

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There are drinks that help get you laid, and then there are drinks that actually help get you laid, i.e. Kama Sutra Wine. From the left we got the Kama Sutra Chardonnay, Kama Sutra Durif, Kama Sutra Cabernet Sauvignon and the last one is Kama Sutra Shiraz. Each bottle features a different position for you to try and it comes complete with instructions. $20.

If you enjoy that pimp Whisky in the little purple bag, then you want to take a sip of Crown Royal Cask no. 16, a Rare Canadian whiskey with a Cognac finish. It’s Crown Royal Canadian whiskey finished in rare Cognac casks from the Limousin forest in France. Doesn’t that sound awesome? The Ladies Man might have to switch from Courvoisier to Cask no. 16. Grab yourself a 375ml bottle (or larger). $60.