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Every dude out there has a little Homer Simpson in them. Why not embrace it by owning The Simpsons movie?

The reviews were pretty good and the writers who brought the show up were used as opposed to those who brought it down. It’s available on DVD or Blu-ray. $28.

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From the creators of 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up comes Superbad. It’s about 3 friends whose goal before they graduate, is to get laid. Starring Arrested Development’s Michael Cera and Jonah Hill. Simply the funniest movie of the year and definitely a must-see and have. Also available in Blu-Ray for a hi-def version. Now you’ll see what all the fuss is about regarding McLovin. $20.

For fans of vodka, you might wanna consider this environment-friendly vodka by Anheuser-Busch. It’s made from crystalline water from the Alps and with locally harvested 100% organic Italian wheat, distilled five times and refined through a charcoal filtration process of more than 1.7 million square meters for a smooth,sweet taste.The packaging is environment friendly along with a sustainable cork closure. $35.

Ever wanted to know who each and every centerfold was from the very first issue? Now you can see over 600 beauties with this picture book. It displays every centerfold from Marilyn Monroe to the present! This collectors edition book comes complete with a velvet-lined briefcase with combination locks. This book is essential “reading” for any guy with a healthy pair. $315.

For the Cigar smoking fanatic that loves to travel alot this one would be very helpful. This awesome leather Cigar bag features all the containers and compartments you need to carry and enjoy your cigars, along with a cedar-lined cylindrical humidor, 4 acrylic glasses, torch lighter, and ice container . Everything you need and more for those weekends at the Casinos or long trips. $295.

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Trips to Tahoe wont be such a drag anymore with the HEAD Xenon Xi 9.0 skis. Wider mountains are always so troublesome but these were specially designed to handle wider mountains in most snow conditions. Additional features include: AIRCOAT Hollow Glass technology, X-Frame construction, and HEAD RFD 12 Bindings. $830.

Here’s the I/O snow goggle from Smith, they feature a quick release lens system that only requires you to undo two latches to remove and install lenses. $160.

As you all know smoking shortens lives on average, so why not promote that through your ashtray? It features gorilla nostrils and eyes that allow smoke to blow out through the skulls crevices. Most people wouldn’t let anyone smoke indoors, but for those who do this would be a good idea for guests. $25.