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Here is a new toy for the serious Extreme sport lovers. Dubbed as the Dirtsurfer Freestyle, this hybrid vehicle can run faster than a skateboard. However, you need to learn how to drive and balance it so you don’t end up in the ER. It works just like an ordinary bicycle but with a little trick: the faster you drive this vehicle, the more stable it becomes. This “bike skateboard” comes with a simple lever-activated disc brake mounted on the rear wheel to help you stop. Just grab your iPod, hop on this, and put on your Extreme Mix! $450.

It’s kind of like surfing, it’s kind of like water-skiing, it’s wakeboarding! Being pulled by a boat while basically surfing and doing all sorts of crazy ape-s**t. If that’s your thing, then you might wanna look into the CWB Transcend Platinum 138 Wakeboard. It weights less than 7 pounds but can support your fat fanny while you slip and slide and ultimately bite it while gliding on the surface of the lake. See more angles after the break. $415. Read more »

Get the pecks you’ve always wanted with the Hampton Gel-Grip Urethane Dumbbells. They come with a urethane-wrapped handles and a gel-grip to prevent from throwing them at the person next to you. $130-$740.

Bushnell has just what you need for the perfect birdie. The Yardage Pro is a portable gadget that is used for calculating the distance to the green. It uses the iGolf’s course database with GPS to display distance to back, center, and front of the green. Complete with a rechargeable battery, backlit LCD, and storage for up to 10 courses. You may just get as good as Tiger Woods, or atleast close. $200.

Rep your favorite Baseball team with these tight new Oakley MLB Flak Jacket sunglasses. They come in various colors and teams ranging from the Dodgers to the Mariners. Pickup a pair today for $160.

More from the Nike Sumo Series; here’s the Nike Golf SasQuatch Sumo Squared 5900 Driver with the square head design for a longer, straighter shot. The series also features some fairway woods. And unlike the name would suggest, these golf clubs aren’t fat and heavy, they’re made from lightweight composite. $400.

Nike is extending its Sumo SQ Golf Club line to Irons to accompany its current line of Sumo Woods & Drivers. They come with a Cryo Steel face plate that is welded around the head for better distance, and a TPU polymer insert to prevent vibration during swing. Expect to see these sometime in November. $800.

This versatile Golf Simulator allows you to play up to 800 different courses on your PC. It comes with EA Sports Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006 for the PC and works with your PC’s plug & play interface and has a spinning golf ball tether with a realistic ping to give you the most realistic golf simulation you could hope for. $250.