You certainly won’t get the 88mph speed limit when you’ve got these pesky tire clamps courtesy of the overzealous meter maid. The ‘Stuck in the Past’ T-shirts are printed on American Apparels and are available for men and women. Where you’re going, you may or may not need roads, but if you’re stuck in the past, then no flux capacitors can save you. $20.

It will take a while before Haiti can recover from the devastation caused by the massive earthquake a few weeks ago. So all the help we can provide for that country will truly be welcomed. You don’t have to be a Hollywood celebrity to extend your help, just buy this Assist Haiti shirt from Undrcrwn and you can do your part. All proceeds from your purchase will go to YELE HAITI and you’ll get a basketball-inspired shirt. With the words ‘assist’ and ‘charity line’, being a baller has never felt so good. $20.

Some people make way better ex-boyfriends than they could ever be as a boyfriend. THose are exactly the type of people who would find the humor behind the Ex-Boyfriend T-Shirt Company funny. They have a wide variety of styles and they are guaranteed to have something for everyone. $TBA.

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Patagonia has outdone themselves with the lightweight M10 jacket. It weighs less than 11 ounces but still manages a three-layer fabric ensuring that it’s waterproof, water-resistant and windproof. What else more could you ask for? Well, even the zippers are watertight so no matter the torrential downpour you’re in, you’ll still be dry with Patagonia M10. Available in Forge Grey and Mango. $400.

Hello Mr. Fancy Pants! Pay your respect to the original facebook of social networking by purchasing the Necronomicon T-Shirt. This awesome design by the Dark Ones is an original and the guys at the bar will wish they were as cool as you when you wear this t-shirt. $20 – $22.

No, it’s not quite surf season but these new boardshorts by Hurley and Nike are just too good to pass up. Incorporating the Nike Flywire technology, Hurley claims that these shorts are as durable as you can get and they will stretch with your body no matter which way your crash over the waves. They come with a limited edition collector’s box and surfing DVD. $200.

Show your undying support for late night’s pasty host with this shirt. The battle between Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno are reaching all-new highs and this outfit will let people know who’s side you’re on. ‘I’m With Coco’ T-shirt features a hollowed-out face of Conan, as evidenced by the famous hair with a life of its own. The shirts will be available in January 25. $16.