Dinosaurs once ruled the Earth until one rock from space annihilated all of their kind. Their demise spelled the rise of mammals; like you, dear Internet user, as the dominant creatures on the planet. This shirt illustrates the unwitting heroism of those prehistoric giants. Printed on American Apparel shirts that are not only soft and comfortable, they’re socially responsible too. $19.

The companies GLaDOS and ThinkGeek have teamed up to create the Interactive Portal Shirt. There are two wireless 5.8 GHz video cameras mounted in the front of each shirt along as well as two high-res LCD TFT screens. The way it works it the camera in the orange shirt transmits an image (such as cake) to the blue shirt and of course you can transmit from the blue shirt to the orange shirt. So basically what you’ve got is a functional portal that runs between the two people. $99.99.

When you feel like not wearing your denim jeans anymore, maybe it’s time for a wardrobe change. Don’t get us wrong, jeans will always be a favorite but when you need to add some style to your getup, you’ll need something like these Outlier Workwear Pants. Double woven canvass made of 80% Nylon, 10% Polyester, and 10% Spandex, the stripped-down pants are durable, quick drying, and looks clean. It will remain clean also since it’s water and abrasion proof. Time to ditch the jeans? $188.

You’ll never forget your first, even if that first was a flop. Apple released the Lisa back in 1978, the first consumer computer loaded with a graphical user interface (GUI). Sadly, Lisa wasn’t the date that everyone had in mind so after two years in the dating pool, she had to fade into the sunset. But she’s resurrected now, though in t-shirt form. Made of organic materials, the shirt is part organic cotton, part recycled rayon and polyester, all printed with water-based eco inks. $32.

Join the hunt for everyone’s favorite mysterious primate inside one of these hoodies from Rocket World. The best materials for insulation are sewn into the Creature Hoodie Sasquatch edition so you won’t die of hypothermia if the hunt goes into the bitter cold. Mountaineering fleece coupled with synthetic “Yeti Fur” gives you warmth with covert zippers to shield your insides from the wind. The sweater also comes with a removable set of horns and ears plus hand warmers fashioned like claws so you can really blend in whenever you’re inside Bigfoot territory. Made in the USA. $180.

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What does your fortune cookie tell you? Your future may have been moved or deleted, depending on the circumstances, as evidenced in this shirt. The cleverly-designed t-shirt capitalizes on the fact that you don’t really know what lies ahead of you, and thus making meaning out of it through a 404 error message. $24.

Pay homage to the glorious pasts of your favorite players gridiron history with these Nike Tradition Defined Jerseys. Available for Brett Favre in the form of his black #4 Southern Mississippi jersey, or for Adrian Peterson and his red #28 Oklahoma uniform, these throwbacks are the perfect way to show your love of the game. $80.