Though his career may have been cut short by injuries, Cam Neely has been regarded as one of the best defensive forwards in the NHL. After hockey, he tried his luck in front of the cameras and appeared in what could be his most memorable roles ever, playing Seabass in “Dumb and Dumber”. Now you too can immortalize Neely’s role with this Seabass T-shirt. You won’t win macho points against Montreal Canadiens fans but at least you’ll still be the coolest looking dude even after the Bruins’ elimination in this year’s Stanley Cup Playoffs. “Kick his ass, Seabass!” $25.

Any serious athlete knows the importance of their clothes ability to keep them dry and keep them comfortable, and Adidas plans to meet and exceed their athlete’s expectations with the Techfit Powerweb. These shirts will not only keep you cool and dry, but the TPU bands will imporve posture and movement and help support your muscles. $65-70.

Remember when your mom told you never to go out with underwear that you couldn’t show the world? Well, accidents can and do happen and sometimes, there are people who’d inevitably get a clear view of what kind of underoos you’re wearing. Cleverly colored, these underpants will save you the embarrassment if and when you do get piss or other stains. It’s yellow in front and brown on the back side for hiding skidmarks. Inspired by a med student who saw the bashfulness of some patients who fear that their white underpants may be off-colored from a long stay in the hospital. You don’t even have to wash these pants, but we highly suggest you do because the stain may not be there but the smell will linger. $10.

In an alternate universe, this is what the two most famous plumbers in the world would look like. Gone are the pudgy and lanky brothers Mario and Luigi and replaced by these two badasses. Instead, the t-shirt reveals a more menacing Mario riding Yoshi and destroying a Koopa Troopa with a fireball. Yoshi’s now a fierce T-Rex with an impossibly long tongue and stomping Little Goombas with a vengeance. Luigi just emerged from a pipe giving a right cross on to the face of a piranha plant. If the two formerly lovable plumbers look like this, I just wonder how Princess Peach must look like. $20.

We’re not quite sure what to think about this one. An air conditioned shirt sounds like a great idea for those hot days outside, but this one is powered by your USB port, which tethers you to your computer. Maybe it could come in handy if you tend to get all hot and bothered at your computer looking at the Plunder Girls. $214.

If you have a truckload full of tech accessories but no where to put them when your out and about, and especially in the rain, then you should check out this jacket. It features 17 pockets on the inside, distributed to keep the jacket sleek. Turn it inside out and it will zip up into a pillow. Perfect for a long, rainy night out. $75.

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Spring is rearing it’s head again and you can get used to the unusually warm afternoon, and surprisingly cool nights. Luckily, Haversack has a great lightweight Motojacket for us, that is just perfect for the Spring climate. Enjoy your ride! $975.