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Finally a man’s laptop, not some wussy fragile notebook… who are we kidding, we love those too. But, this Dell Latitude XFR D630 Laptop is made to withstand a beating. It can endure extreme temperatures, moisture, and altitudes. It comes with support for solid state drives, traditional hard drives with the shock-isolated mounting, a sealed keyboard protecting it from rain and dust, and an optional integrated resistive touch screen technology. You could probably shield bullets with it too. $3,900.

It’s said to be the thinnest laptop out there at 0.76 inches. The new Macbook Air is Apple’s latest badass to enter the dwindling PC dominated market. It features 13.3-inch widescreen LED display, full-size keyboard, and large multi-touch trackpad not to mention the Bluetooth 2.1 & 802.11n Wi-Fi for the consummate globetrotter. As of now the power is seen in a 1.6GHz or 1.8GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, which means you can use Bootcamp to run Windows. Its thinness is attributed to no DVD drive… if you need to use a DVD or CD there’s Remote Disc which wirelessly connects you to a Mac or PC, which is pretty cool. $1800.

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If you’re looking to upgrade your operating system to something that will make Vista look even more crappy than it is, go get Mac OS X Version 10.5 Leopard.

We know you Mac lovers really get into your OS X because of its look, functionality, and stability. So here’s your upgrade, fanboys. $109.

Librium from Silent Revolution is a laptop bag that offers a padded laptop pocket (Fits from 12 inch - up to most 17 inch laptops), a padded iPod pocket, and a front pocket to carry power adapters and other peripherals. Silent Revolution sells this bag for $178.

Priced at $69, Buffalo’s ultra-slim (8mm) Optical Mini Mouse is a highly portable mouse with retractable USB cord for easy storage. The wheel on the mouse doubles as the mouse buttons and scroll wheel for easier navigation.

The ViewSonic’s ViewDock LCD displays are available in 19-inch and 22-inch sizes. The gizmos integrate a universal iPod dock for quickly connecting your iPod and watching videos or listening to music from it. The displays also provide four USB 2.0 ports, an 8-in-1 card reader, a microphone, stereo speakers and a subwoofer. Get more details at Viewsonic.

Although most people agree that Apple’s aluminum design is hot, sometimes you just want to be different. I for example am a black fetishist, so this black MacBook Pro caught my eyes rightaway. Available in the same 1.83GHz, 2.0GHz and 2.16GHz Intel Core Duo configurations as the factory models, these babies come in any color you can imagine. At the $2,649-$3,549 price tag you get a custom design with a high quality X2 Coating Technology with all the speed, versatility, and convenience of the original Apple design.

Lamborghini is partnering up with Asus to make this slick VX 1 Laptop, which comes with 1GB of DDR2 SDRAM, a 120 GB Hard Drive, dual-layer DVD±R/RW burning, and a NVidia GeForce Go 7400 Graphics Processor with 256MB of memory. The price? not cheap at $3267 US. The Lamborghini VX 1 Laptop releases at the end of April.