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Compulsive texter? 9-5 keyboard slave? Jazz Pianist? All of the above can benefit from this portable finger massager meant to alleviate stress in tension in your most often used extremities. Just slide it on and hit the power button, and let this baby go to town. Disclaimer: As tempting as it may be, this product should be used on your fingers only! $TBA.

If your a big fan of the New Yorker and you missed a recent issue, or there’s a particularly memorable issue that you would like to read again, then you might be interested in this portable 80 GB hard drive, containing every back issue of the newspaper. With over 4000 issues, you can keep yourself occupied for quite a long time. It comes with required software to view the files which makes them a whole lot easier to read. No word yet on if you can transfer the files to your computer, and then use the hard drive for your own purposes. $179.

If you need the high-end UMPC, then you should buy this new UMPC from Fujitsu that comes with powerful specs. The Fujitsu U Series UMPC comes equipped with a 1.6GHz Intel Atom processor, a QWERTY keyboard, a 5.6-inch Wide touch panel LCD (1280×800 pixels), 1GB of RAM, 60GB hard drive with the option for a 64GB SSD, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, webcam, memory card (SD and CF) slots, and two USB 2.0 ports. I think the 60GB of storage capacity is more than enough for a UMPC. $1,450.

Go green and save a tree with this Portable Reader System from Sony. The screen looks surprisingly like paper and is very easy to read and does not strain the eyes. It can hold up to 160 ebooks, which can be purchased from the sony ebook store, and you can add removable memory to store more data. A battery lasting for 7500 page turns will make sure you can read multiple books without stressing over battery life. The Amazon Kindle has some serious competition. $280.

Flash drives keep getting smaller and cheaper, and were here to show you the epitome of that statement. This flash drive from Corsair holds a whopping 16GB at a not so whopping price of $30, after rebate. With such a massive storage space you could carry your whole ipod touch library, photo gallery, or bank statements to remind you how much you saved on this little thing that proves, big things really do come in small packages. $30.

If you need a new portables DVD player, Maxx Digital’s new portable DVD player might be your best answer. The player features a 8.5 inch LCD widescreen display and sports for DVD, DVD+/-R, DVD+/-RW, CD, CD-R/RW, VCD and SVCD formats and JPEG, MP3 and MPEG4 files. This portable gadget also offers an integrated SD/MMS/MS memory card slot. The Maxx Digital Portable DVD Player retails for approx. $120.

Enjoy music in the great outdoors with the new Klipsch rock speaker. It features a two-way design that includes a 6.5-inch dual voice coil polymer woofer and dual 3/4-inch polymer dome tweeters, so it can play both left and right stereo signals. It also has a weatherized UV-resistant enclosure and is available in a granite, sandstone or red rock color. $300.

Considering that USB drives are becoming more popular, wouldn’t it be cool if you could use a USB for video playback? Well the SanDisk Sansa TakeTV Video Player does just that and more. It features an 8GB USB drive, can plug into a USB dock from any TV outlet, decodes DivX, XviD, and MPEG-4 video files up to 720 x 576 resolution, and 7MPs for TV playback. $150.

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