Flashdrives have been the boon and the bane of the modern cyber warrior so for the truly security-conscious (or truly paranoid) among us, Ironkey delivers the most secure flash drive ever. Think about it, would you entrust your most precious data (files, naughty pictures, passwords), to any other flash drive that the US Military doesn’t trust? Now you’ll probably be wondering how secure this baby is. Well, if you type 10 incorrect passwords to unlock the drive, then it’s bye-bye data literally, as the drive self-destructs making the data unreadable. It’s also covered with epoxy inside and you’ll do more damage to it should you try prying the case open to access the chips manually. Even a scanning electron microscope couldn’t get through the electron-shielded case. A special app within the drive also lets you surf with even more security. Sorry for those outside the US, the Ironkey is not available for you. Available in 1GB to 8GB sizes. $79+.

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Kingston Technology wanted the highest capacity for their thumb drives so instead of the previous 32GB release, they are now introducing the DataTraveler 150 that boasts 64GB. The USB device is compatible with Windows 2000 and above, newer Mac OS X systems, and even on Linux Kernel 2.6 or later versions. Perfect for storing your files or backing up your drives in a flash. This only means more pr0n on the go! $177.

Lacie introduces the LaCinema rugged multimedia hard disk for the adventurous, or the very careless. Bring your movies, sounds, photos, and your hidden stash anywhere with confidence in its rugged aluminum case surrounded by shock-resistant rubber. A simple user interface and an even simpler remote control lets you browse through your files with ease. Plug into your PC or Mac via USB 2.0 and download all your stuff which will be viewable into your HDTV. Available only in black. $250.

Keeping oneself from storing personal files in a computer just so nobody else can have access to it is never an option. For one (awesome) thing, there is this waterproof, highly credible GoldKey Security Key that promises a convenient file-locking system and a backup too, in case you lost your GoldKey. Just purchase a GoldKey “Master Key” and your files can be perfectly protected. Now, isn’t that brilliant? $130 .

Do you hate it that you have to keep a couple of flash drives to keep your files handy? Patriot answered your prayers because they came up with this handy 64 GB flash drive. It’s not that pretty looking, but hey, it could store your files and some more! Now you can back up your dirty “secret” files in your computer to this little fella and avoid it being seen by the wife or girlfriend. Thank you, Lord. $TBA.

Do you want to stand out amongst your friends? Do you want to have that sexy girl come near you? Perhaps this is what you need! The Limited Edition Solid GOLD Eloquence Pico-C USB flash drive will get you some 8GB of memory and you will have various skins to use like logos, and brands which are etched to the skin of the flash drive. I’d buy one now! $600.