Posted by Capt. Nino on April 15th, 2008
Forget the armed paintball guards patrolling the perimeter - what you need instead to keep away your foes is this EMT Paintball Sentry Turret. This guard against invasion can be operated wirelessly and offers 350 degree rotation and 90 degree tilt, guaranteeing you can mow down about anything - especially if you have the optional 1000 round hopper upgrade to keep those paintballs flying. You can ever hook up a DVR to record your kills as well as LCD glass to take down your enemy more virtually. $1960.
Posted by Calico Jack on April 15th, 2008

If you forget that this version of the PS3 comes with a badass game, the gunmetal color still makes this 80gb bad boy worth whatever price Sony wants to charge you. Well, kind of. We gotta say the color is spectacular. This Playstation 3 Metal Gear Solid 4 Pack is set to release on June 12th, so keep your eyes peeled and don’t get caught slippin’ because this game will get real.
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Posted by Calico Jack on April 15th, 2008

This racing inspired watch is the latest bad boy from Tag Heuer. The Tag Heuer SLR Calibre S features 1/100th of a second flyback chronograph, 20 lap storage and indication for your racing needs. Just keep your eye on the road and not your badass watch.
Posted by Capt. Nino on April 10th, 2008
Why settle for a cheap desk clock when you can enjoy a virtual aquarium while you look over to see when your work day will end? The Private Ocean from Sega Toys lets you not only view your fish but interact with them as well. Lighting on the clock changes to get you into a funky mood and you can even plug in your MP3 player so your fish and the lighting sway to the music. Ganja not included. $199.
Posted by Pippi on April 4th, 2008

Get a clean and smooth shave with the Korres Absinthe Shave Cream. It’s a brushless, non-foaming cream formulated at a milder PH and enriched with absinthe extract, jojoba oil, vitamin E, active aloe, and provitamin B5. $22.
Posted by Pippi on April 4th, 2008

Fantasize about being in the Mob with the Gangsters Ultimate Film Collection. It comes with four classics such as Scarface, Casino, Carlito’s Way, and American Gangster. The 9-disc set offers you awesome additions to your DVD collection with names like Pacino, De Niro, Scorsese, and De Palma. $49.
Posted by Capt. Nino on April 4th, 2008
Casio has notched up its durable G-Shock watches into a class act with its MT-G Hybrid (MTG-1000). The body of the watch is tasteful with its stainless steel and resin combination and we like that you’ve got multiple window information displays. Having atomic timekeeping and being water resistance are nice touches also. $400.
Posted by Capt. Nino on April 2nd, 2008

If you can’t get your fix at the local strip club, this may well be the next best thing. This Pole Dancer Alarm Clock lets you wake up each morning to the sight of the pole dancing blonde. Just don’t let us catch you leaving any $1 bills under the clock’s bottom. $40.
Posted by Calico Jack on March 28th, 2008

These bright colored sunglasses by Mosley Tribes are straight pimp. The Mosley Tribes Snowbeach Aviator sunglasses are fit for summer wear or on the slopes as the name would suggest. They come in a wide array of colors from Bubble Gum to Ivy League Purple. $225.
Posted by Calico Jack on March 28th, 2008

Summer seems like it’s already here, so it’s flip flop weather. If you’re in a tropical or humid climate, be sure to check out the Reef Greenwall Flip Flop. It’s casual but classy for beaches, cabanas, Vegas, etc. It’s foam padded with arch support and a hemp upper. It’s got ‘dude’ written all over it. $45.