Get crunk with an extremely limited super-premium bourbon, Wild Turkey American Spirit Bourbon. It’s a 100-proof, 15-year-old bourbon whiskey in an awesome bottle, with a commemorative box. It’s sure to go down smooth and make women more attractive. Look for it soon.
The Patagonia Tech Web Belt gives you rugged durability without sacrificing rugged style. Let the ladies know you’re ready to strap-in and strap-on anywhere, anytime with this all purpose accessory. The sturdy aluminum buckle also doubles as a bottle opener, which is great for drunken rock climbing. $26.
Tag Heuer, your favorite Swiss watch company a la Tiger Woods has come up with a pair of glasses that improve your nighttime motoring. The Tag Heuer Night Vision Glasses reduce glare from oncoming vehicles, etc. But, what’s better than that is they make you look super-cool as you drive up to the curb to pick up on drunk chicks at 2am.
Straight out of the video game series comes Hitman, the action-packed story of a hired assassin who tries to escape his life of murder and captivity.
Though it may be far-fetched at times, Hitman is sure to satisfy your innate thrill seeking desires. It’s sure to be badass in high-def, but you can get it on DVD, too. See the trailer after the break. $28.
Here’s a pretty sick t-shirt from Brown Sound. It’s an upside down tree with birds flocking to it. The green and brown make the Brown Sound Fly Lower Tee pretty earthy and fresh. $28.
We saw this girl on our friend-site, Holy Taco. This girl makes us wanna buy a whole tray of her taco. Her name is Denise Milani and she hails Europe but now resides in sunny Southern California, and we are so glad she does. She has a physique that knocks us off our feet. See more pics after the break.
This is definitely a conversation piece. The Zig Zag CD Holder is a little dude holding your CDs and DVDs, etc. We just thought it was really cool. It’s perfect for holding your Ruler Zig-zag-zig Allah (RZA) CDs, or Ziggy Marley, if you will. $50.
Even scoundrels enjoy a relaxing barbecue. With the BBQ Sword, you can stab a sausage as if it were an enemy, then cook it like only a swashbuckler could. It even comes with a mask so you can feel the part. Keep this away from kids and stupid relatives. £15.
Finally a man’s laptop, not some wussy fragile notebook… who are we kidding, we love those too. But, this Dell Latitude XFR D630 Laptop is made to withstand a beating. It can endure extreme temperatures, moisture, and altitudes. It comes with support for solid state drives, traditional hard drives with the shock-isolated mounting, a sealed keyboard protecting it from rain and dust, and an optional integrated resistive touch screen technology. You could probably shield bullets with it too. $3,900.
Great things come from Italy; pizza, women, fashion, and exotic cars. The Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 is one of the best examples of what Italian engineering has to offer. It comes equipped with a 5.2-Liter V10 engine that provides 552hp. More importantly, this supercar will get you more ass than you’ll know what to do with, and that’s a lot.
Plunder Guide is The Essential Buyers Guide for Men. We scour The World, pillaging and looting, to find cool stuff that sets you apart from other scoundrels. View more of our bounty in the Captain's Log. If you're looking for gifts for women, visit Vie Couture.
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