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If you can’t get your fix at the local strip club, this may well be the next best thing. This Pole Dancer Alarm Clock lets you wake up each morning to the sight of the pole dancing blonde. Just don’t let us catch you leaving any $1 bills under the clock’s bottom. $40.
