Avast! If ye be new to this vessel, partake in the lootin' with our Arrrrh! S.S. (RSS), Matey!
As you all know smoking shortens lives on average, so why not promote that through your ashtray? It features gorilla nostrils and eyes that allow smoke to blow out through the skulls crevices. Most people wouldn’t let anyone smoke indoors, but for those who do this would be a good idea for guests. $25.
