Slaughterhouse Man Crate

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We didn’t climb up to the top of the food chain to eat the food that animals eat. I have no clue who exactly coined that phrase but for red-blooded, meat-eating men like us, that couldn’t be more true. The blessed souls behind The Man Crates indulge our carnivorous tendencies with the Slaughterhouse Crate. It contains six packs of the best beef jerky you can find, made from over a pound of beef from choice cuts. It also comes with high-energy treats in between munches of the jerky. The crates ship with its own laser-etched crowbar because that’s the proper way of opening crates. Don’t expect bows or fluff either because that’s not the gentleman way. $75.

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