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The Girl vs. Girl Wrestling Mouse Pad is now available for those who want to enjoy some sexy girls in action while you’re using your mouse. Measuring 9.25 inch x 7.75 inch, the mouse pad is dust and stain resistant. It’s absolutely perfect for home or office use. $14.

If you need to organize your cubicle at work, then you might wanna get this new office set by Deskology. All items come with high-quality aluminum which is coated with a scratch resistant finish. The set includes an inbox tray, business card holder, pencil cup, and doodad cup. Now you might get that promotion after all (but probably not). It won’t keep you from jumping out of a 30-story window, but it might keep the desk tidier for the next entry-level lackey. $100-$160.

If you’re into aviator sunglasses from Alex and Chloe’s. They feature Italian acetate frames, French CR-39 lenses with UV- 400 protection from UVA and UVB transmission, etched logo at the outer temple, and the “Toujours et jamai” saying. $225. Read more »

Hit the beaches with these tight new snowbeach sunglasses by Mosley Tribes. They are enforcer sunglasses with a technicolor tint in a cool green, a fresh blue and a sandy yellow. Now protection doesn’t have to look or feel like it. $225. Read more »

Makr dropped their new collection of handcrafted wallets cut from premium fabrics and leathers as well as designed and patterned for your convenience. Among them is the “One” Wallet which features a pattern similar to your thumb and forefinger when removing cards from a wallet. Along with a Herringbone and Black Flap Wallet. $75-$145.

The beverage company Budweiser has created the new Budweiser phone. The phone comes jam packed with a push-button keypad on its bottom. All you need to do is plug it into any available phone port and you can make a phone call. It’s an official Budweiser product. £6.

The Timbuk2 Steve Sleeve is designed specifically for use with the MacBook Air. It is made from PET from 100% recycled plastic bottles. The sleeve is designed to fit your MacBook Air like a glove. $50.

If you are a wine lover, you might need this 3-bottle Wine Saver Pro. The brushed stainless-steel unit works by “replacing the wine dispensed from a completely sealed bottle with argon, an inert gas twice as dense as oxygen, which forms a barrier between the wine and any air in the bottle that maintains the wine’s true flavor and aroma to the last drop.” It’s compatible with any standard 750ml wine bottle. Argon canisters are sold separately. $600.