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Time has little meaning with the Whatever Wall Clock, because all of the numbers have tumbled down to the bottom of the clock. You can place this 10 inch wall clock in a room in your house where you can go to relax, away from the everyday stresses of life, or a loud mouthed boss. It requires requires 1 AA battery (included) and can be mounted on any wall. It’s great for slackers, stoners, and other riff raff, even us pirates! $15.

Here’s something cool for fans of The Simpsons. This Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock features Homer’s eyes that follow a Duff beer bottle around. It could easily be a donut too, or chocolate, etc. The clock is officially licensed merchandise by 20th Century Fox, which probably ups the price by three fold. D’oh! $25.

You should have the sense of humor to think that this telephone is funny. I’m sure thins french fries-like telephone can be a cool birthday gift for your best friend. There are no special features except its funny design, just a fry phone… chips if you will. The telephone measures 115mm x 82mm x 42mm and weighing 155grams. It only offers a standard Tone/Pulse Switch, and number pad. If you’re one of those weird people who dip their fries in ice cream, don’t do it with this thing, you’re liable to electrocute yourself. $18.