Homer Simpson Rotating Eyes Clock

Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock
Homer Wall Clock

Here’s something cool for fans of The Simpsons. This Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock features Homer’s eyes that follow a Duff beer bottle around. It could easily be a donut too, or chocolate, etc. The clock is officially licensed merchandise by 20th Century Fox, which probably ups the price by three fold. D’oh! $25.

French Fries Phone: Won’t Clog Arteries

French Fries Phone
You should have the sense of humor to think that this telephone is funny. I’m sure thins french fries-like telephone can be a cool birthday gift for your best friend. There are no special features except its funny design, just a fry phone… chips if you will. The telephone measures 115mm x 82mm x 42mm and weighing 155grams. It only offers a standard Tone/Pulse Switch, and number pad. If you’re one of those weird people who dip their fries in ice cream, don’t do it with this thing, you’re liable to electrocute yourself. $18.

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