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These retro Nike Air Max 1 running shoes are part of the Friendly Football pack dedicated to various football/soccer teams around the world. They feature a nice elephant print and some gloss blue trim. If you’re down with soccer like 90% of the world is, you might wanna grab these kicks. $100.

This hot pair of Nike Air Max 95’s feature some flamingo accents that just speak pimp. The huge Nike Air bubble provides unparalled comfort since the sneaker’s introduction in 1995. $160.