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If you ever come home from the bar with your friends or some females, and are too drunk to actually make more drinks, then you should check out these Kamikaze Burst Shots. There’s a lot of pre made drink mixers out there to choose from, but most are either really weak or they taste like utter crap. These ones are different, because they have all been bartender tested for taste, and sport a 40 proof alcohol content to keep your guest happy. $11.

In Japan, they sell whiskey without the “E”, but everything else is just as bit as good as any other whiskey you have tried. Suntory, is the maker of the most popular Japanese whiskey, and should be added to your list of things to try. The two varieties come in a 12 and 18 year old version. The 12 year old is mellow and smells of honey and dried fruit, while the 18 year old is fuller, tastes a little spicy and cherry-like and has a toffee aroma. Both are very good for drinking with dinner. $45-120.

You know us stinkin’ bilgerats love our rum, especially if it’s the good kind. Depaz Blue Cane Rhum is a special concoction made from blue sugar cane. It was also one of Wine Enthusiast’s Top 50 Spirits of 2007. $42.