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The second generation iPod Touch is set to release soon, and is following suit with the iPhone 3G as far as shape and size. New features include external speakers and external volume control, with a 36 hour battery for music and 6 hours for videos. The Nike+ integration only requires the shoe transmitter to work. Pick your storage needs, 8, 16 and 32 GB. $230-400.

Featuring a new tall design, and oval shape, the new Nano also has a built in accelerometer, which lets you tilt it to view portrait modes. Also shaking the Nano will automatically kick in shuffle mode. You have a choice of a wide array of 10 colors, in both 8 and 16 GB versions. $150-200.

Ok, here’s something a tad manlier than the 90210 iPods we showed you before. Who didn’t spend their current life savings worth of quarters trying to master the Dragon Punch and Sonic Boom? A company called Etchstar is offering officially endorsed engraving of things from dog tags, Macbooks, and specifically for our purposes: Street Fighter II iPods. So now you can customize your iPod with any of the Street Fighter II characters, even Dee-Jay, Fei Long, and Cammy! You can customize from the iPod shuffle, iPod nano, to the iPod touch, and iPod classic. Thanks to s-kill for this one. $84+.

Admit it, dude. Back in the early 90’s you wanted to be Luke Perry and/or Jason Priestley. No? Well at least you can admit that you wanted to get with Jennie Garth, who’s actually gotten hotter over the years. Go back to the days when teens wanted nothing more than to be a spoiled rich kid (wait, that’s still going on) with the Beverly Hills 90210 iPod nano. It has the main cast members on the back. It’s definitely not for everyone. But, if you loved the 90’s, now you can pretend that your lame self is back at the Peach Pit enjoying a malt with Tori Spelling (who’s not on the artwork!). $270.

If you’re one of those hipsters who had to get an iPhone 3G, then this cover for it is also an essential accessory. The SwitchEasy CapsuleRebel iPhone 3G looks simply awesome with its two part hybrid case with a soft inside case and a hard Lexan® outer shell. All that hoopla aside, it looks freakin’ tight and only adds to the ‘coolness’ factor of you iPhone 3G. Hell, it might even get you some action around the club scene; just pretend to be on your phone and act important. $25. Read more »

If you love iPods and The Simpsons, then these Limited Edition ‘Homer Tested’ iPods might be a cool option. It features song storage for music & video, custom laser etched licensed artwork. There is a limit of only 2000 in this exclusive limited series. You can also personalize this iPod by adding your name (up to 30 characters). Other features include earphones, USB 2.0 cable Dock adapter, polishing cloth, stand, quick start guide. iPod Classic, iPod Nano, iPod shuffle, and iPod touch all available. Doh! $90-$440. Read more »

Think the current capacity of the iPod touch is pretty weak sauce? So do we. That’s why the availability of a 32GB iPod touch is a breath of fresh air. The interface and all the extra goodies make it more pricy than your traditional iPod, but wi-fi, safari, email, & maps make it pretty cool. $495.

The iPhone just got a capacity upgrade and a price increase to boot. Well at least it holds more data now. You need to sign up with AT&T to get it, which sucks but might be worth it for you hipsters. $500.