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Get ready drink like there’s no tomorrow in this giant German Beer boot. It holds plenty of suds so you can kick back at your private bar at home or bring this out with the boys for the best drunken-fest yet. And if you’re drunk enough maybe play a little off balance football/soccer while you’re at it. $20.

A must-have for any bachelor pad! The 6 in 1 casino bar offers a place to sit you drinks as well as converts to six of parlor games such as Blackjack, Craps, Roulette, Baccarat, and Texas Hold Em’ Poker. It’s no Vegas, but it’s pretty cool. Now you can have your own personal casino in the privacy of your crib. $900.