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Get ready drink like there’s no tomorrow in this giant German Beer boot. It holds plenty of suds so you can kick back at your private bar at home or bring this out with the boys for the best drunken-fest yet. And if you’re drunk enough maybe play a little off balance football/soccer while you’re at it. $20.

I love cold beer. I love loud music. I also love things that combine two things that I already love. This beer cooler boombox packs an AM/FM radio with CD player, two 6″ x 9″ speakers, a 10″ subwoofer and 4 channel 600 watt amplifier, into a package that just screams, tailgate party. Just try not to spill beer on the electronics. $900.

Show up to the next bbq or Baseball game with this I Heart Beer Scarf. This classic knit rugby scarf features a black and gold color with a beer-friendly message on both ends and finished with fringe. Get your beer keg ready and be prepared to drink until you drop. $28.

This thing is great for a tailgate party before the big game, or just heading out offroading with some friends. Just pack up the cooler with some ice, beers or sodas (but hopefully beers), and unzip the nylon carrying bag to reveal the propane grill, for burgers and dogs. Best part is, this thing can be easily packed up into it’s tote bag, and carried around, in case you meet some girls with a better tailgate party than you. $160.

Drink just like the German’s do without leaving home with this classic ceramic beer stein. It comes decked out with awesome designs from Germany and a sturdy metal lid to make sure those lovely suds stay in there and not on the carpet. All you need are a couple of good friends… minus the lederhosen. $190.

Do you constantly find yourself dropping your beer at parties especially when you’re wasted? Well here’s a great solution called the beer handle. It comes in several colors and holds your beer securely in place so you can walk around and carry it without it slipping away from your hand. Now you can walk around drunk with your beer all you want. $10.

Every Guy who likes beer should have these. We mean, they’re just an excuse to be classy as you drink out of the bottle. Not to mention the fact that you’re doing your civic duty by recycling.

These Beer Bottle Goblets come in Corona (aka Piss), Sol (better than Corona), & Grolsch (the lesser known, but classy Dutch beer that kicks Heineken’s ass). $25.

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What’s a bar area without a beer dispenser? This compact beer dispenser has a standard mini keg that stores up to 5 liters, thermo-electric cooling for surely but silent beer cooling. Now you can feel like the sloppy, lazy, drunk that you truly are anytime you want just like Homer Simpson does at Moe’s Tavern minus the annoying bartender! $314.