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Let the ladies know you’re pimpin’ all over the world in your laid back Billabong World Tour Boardshorts. Made from fast drying stretch nylon, these are great in the water and in the Tiki lounge. $54.

Go surfing this Summer with Quiksilver’s line of Retro Boardshorts. They come in re-issued styles with wacky patterns and bright colors that look just as good as the beach and waves itself. $45-$60.