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The Ultimate Bar Book features more than 1,000 drink recipes including traditional liquors, wine, sake and beer, and a few nonalcoholic options. $14.

Ever wanted to know who each and every centerfold was from the very first issue? Now you can see over 600 beauties with this picture book. It displays every centerfold from Marilyn Monroe to the present! This collectors edition book comes complete with a velvet-lined briefcase with combination locks. This book is essential “reading” for any guy with a healthy pair. $315.

Playboy: The Celebrities might be your best present for this holiday. The book is filled with over 150 photographs from some of the magazine’s most famous subjects, including Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour, Jenny McCarthy, Pamela Anderson, Debbie Harry, and Marilyn Monroe.